EXPERT ADVICE BY BARRY COOPER ON HOW TO PASS A DRUG TEST

Barry Cooper as s former drug task force agent
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I am a former narcotics agent who passed over twenty drug tests without abstaining. I can teach you how to pass a drug test. In this article, you will learn how to detox blood, hair, saliva and urine from any illegal substance. I will teach you how to choose the right products and how to use them correctly.  It is easy to pass a drug test if you are prepared.

I was raided twice and arrested 9 times after I switched from being America's top narc to a world famous civil rights activist. I was court ordered to take three separate hair follicle tests and had to pee once per week for over 6 months. I know how to detox to pass a drug test.

 

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HOW TO PASS A URINE DRUG TEST

 

 

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Powdered and synthetic urines are the best to use when trying to beat a drug test for employment. They are the worst for court ordered testing because courts always require an observer when providing a urine sample. Most employers do not require you to be observed while providing a urine sample.

For employment testing the only risk is covertly pouring the synthetic urine into the collection cup. This is easy if you are not being watched which is usually the case.  Ask around to learn how your employer administers urine tests so you will know for sure.

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DETOX DRINKS

 

 

Detox drinks are my specialty. The administrator of my pee tests always watched the urine go in the cup because all my drug tests were court ordered. If you’re looking for something fast and that really works, the premium detox drinks are at testclear.com.  They do overnight shipping and their website has a live chat.  Ask the attendants of the webchat if you have any questions about the test. I trust these detox drinks for passing a drug test.

 

You may not always have time to order and prepare powdered urine before you are required to take a drug test. In this case, the easiest and best method to pass the test is to go to the nearest head shop (smoke shop, pipe shop, novelty store) in the jurisdiction you are providing the sample and ask the clerk for the most powerful detoxifier everyone is using.

 

Because of strict laws prohibiting the sale of systems that aid in passing a drug test, it’s important not to use words such as “drug test” or “probation” or “employment. If you use these words, it is likely the clerk will refuse to sell you the detoxifier because she suspects you are an undercover agent trying to sting the store.

 

Follow the directions EXACTLY as instructed in the packaging of these detoxifying drinks and you will pass every time. Just like I did.

 

For self-confidence and just to make sure, test yourself with a home drug testing kit before submitting a urine sample to the government or your employer. This is the only way you can be sure to pass a drug test when it really counts.

 

 

DO DETOX DRINKS REALLY WORK TO PASS A DRUG TEST?

 

The short answer is yes. Detox drinks almost always work to help you pass a drug test. They worked for me over 20 times.

Many factors determine if you pass a drug test or not. Factors such as how much you smoke, how often you smoke, and the quality of the Detox Drink you choose. I never quit smoking and I always smoked the night before going in for the test.

No method is foolproof but detox drinks are the very best resource I can recommend to help you pass a drug test.

If you have the time and budget I recommend ordering a detox program. These drinks are all natural and contain a variety of herbs, vitamins and minerals.

The ingredients all work together to clean the body of toxins left in your system from drug use. The detox program utilizes a classic three step process.

It’s is a bit more involved than your typical head shop Detox Drink but it is definitely worth the extra effort.

Detox Programs come in a variety of strengths. Make your selection based on how heavy you smoke. I have never heard of anyone not passing when using this method.

 

HOW DO I PASS A DRUG TEST THAT IS COURT ORDERED?

Using powdered urine’s, simulated penises or another person’s urine will work for job ordered tests. These methods will not work for court because you will be monitored while giving the sample.

Court test administrators always watch the pee go in the cup. You will immediately be arrested if the officer notices a fake penis, balloon or anything unnatural. You will be charged with “tampering” and the sample will be considered dirty.

The officer will pre-test the urine after he or she is certain the collected sample came from your body. If it’s clean, the urine is flushed and will not be sent to a costly lab for further testing.

If the pre-test is “dirty,” the sample will be sent to a laboratory for more sophisticated testing. Depending on your situation, the cops may arrest you until the lab results are returned.

It can take days to get the results since it’s a government lab testing your sample. If used properly, the detox drinks always trick the pre-test and often tricks the labs.

SOME FINAL NOTES ON PASSING URINE TESTS

If the urine sample is being given for employment, ask around and learn what the testers do. If you learn they don’t watch, using powdered urine is the best and easiest way to pass a drug test and Never Get Busted.

Most urine tests for employment bypass the pre-testing and send the sample straight to the lab. If you know you are not going to be watched it is safe to use powdered urine because it is guaranteed to work.

If time allows, I recommend total abstinence from any drug use.

HOW TO PASS A DRUG TEST OF ANOTHER KIND

Testing urine for drugs is the most popular method used by employers and courts. Blood, saliva, hair follicle, fingernail, and breath testing are also on the menu. Good information is the best defense against these alternative testing methods so be sure to read on.

HOW TO PASS A BLOOD DRUG TEST

Unlike any Urine Test, your options for passing a Blood Test are very limited. Your only real chance of passing is quitting ASAP and using a detoxifier before your asked to go in for the test.

As I stated above, the detox drinks for drug testing are very high quality and somewhat expensive. In this game you get what you pay for. A high-quality, well-priced detox program costs much less than losing your job or potential jail time.

Make sure to read and follow the instructions exactly as they are written. Don’t forget to call the customer service reps if you have questions. It’s not a trap and they are very helpful.

HOW TO PASS A SALIVA DRUG TEST

 

 

Mouth swab tests are less common than urine & blood tests because it is very easy to cheat the saliva test. You simply need to be prepared if your employer or the courts order a saliva test. 

 

What's it like?

 

The oral drug test is done with a quick mouth testing kit to collect your saliva. They love to jam the cotton swab in all the little corners of your mouth so having good oral hygiene prior to testing is very important. Make sure to brush your whole mouth. During aggressive saliva drug testing, plaque can cover some toxins only to break free at the last second. The administrator will usually test your sample on site and will only send it to the lab if you fail.

 

How do you beat it?

 

It takes a special mouthwash to beat the saliva test. I have never heard of the home remedies actually working consistently. Yes, hard brushing your teeth can do the trick unless it’s in your saliva glands. Regular Mouthwash won’t help you succeed and the alcohol contained in most rinses can cause you to fail. Things like gargling vinegar, cranberry, or onion juice will just cover it up. You’re much better off just brushing well and using the regular mouthwash; as the weird scent might inspire them to test you another way.

 

The only thing I recommend using in this case is a mouthwash specially formulated for removing drug toxins. These mouthwashes are available in a convenient, easy-to-stash packet and works within minutes of use. I always kept a stock of this particular mouthwash.  The bottle is small and the label comes off quickly. It is easy to use and almost impossible to get caught. Simply go to the bathroom prior to the test. Using the mouthwash will give you a two hour window to pass the test. Do not drink anything after using the wash because it could hurt your chances of passing.

 

Important note about mouth swab testing!

 

You need to use the mouthwash even if you do not consume the toxin orally. Particles can come down from the nose or up through the throat. People fail this test because of bad information but not because it is hard. 

 

Brush your teeth well, but not too hard. Over scrubbing before a possible test could cause you to bleed and allowing more toxins in your saliva.

 

Always test yourself first.

 

Use the mouthwash along with an at-home saliva test to determine whether or not there are traces of drugs in your saliva. Test your saliva before and after using the wash. This way you can go in knowing what the outcome will be. Make sure to keep a small supply of the remedy in your cabinet so that you’re not sweating bullets the day before. Unlike urine tests, these oral tests are harder to find in the stores. Your only place of purchase (especially in small towns) maybe online. To test yourself you will need to have a 6 panel Saliva Drug Test. Just use the mouthwash as you would normally do at home and test yourself a day or two before you go in to see if the masking remedy has worked.

HOW TO PASS A HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG TEST

 

The dreaded hair test. They say it can see everything you have consumed for the last 3 months. You are probably freaking out; wondering how to pass a hair drug test. How can you outwit the test?

 

The idea is to “wash away” or compromise the trapped detectable toxins in your follicle with as little damage to your hair as possible. The lab will take at least 1.5 inches or about 3 months of hair. If the collector is nice and you have long hair, they will usually take the hair sample from someplace that will be hard to see...usually the back of the head.

 

You can purchase detox shampoos from the same head shops if a hair sample is required. I have passed three hair follicle tests using Aloe Rid Toxin Rid Shampoo. Each time I started using the detox kit shampoo at least 6 days before my test. The timeline is 3-10 days. The more you spread out the usage, the less damage it does to your hair. Do not go longer then 10 days as it may not work properly.

 

Make sure you get the old version. There is a big difference apparently and though I never tried the new one, I have heard it dries out your hair a lot more. If you have been a sporadic or very light user, you can just use Ultra Clean detoxifying shampoo. It comes with Aloe Rid as a last layer of protection to be used the day of the test. Ultra Clean is not strong enough for a regular user as it only covers the use rather than removing the toxins. If you only had a few joints, using Ultra Clean may be enough.  Follow the directions EXACTLY and you will prevail.

 

Bleaching Your Hair

 

Barry bleaching his own dreads

Bleaching your hair will also cause you to pass hair drug tests. I know scores of people who have outwitted hair tests by bleaching their hair and/or using the detoxifying shampoos. Beware because they may ask you to take another form of drug test if they notice you have bleached your hair. It may look odd if you come in the day of the test with a totally different hair color.

 

Shaving Your Head

 

We do not recommend shaving your head. It does not solve anything at all. The hair follicles on your body will contain the same toxins. Many things can happen if you do choose to shave every scrap of hair. The most common is for the tester to immediately change the test type. This is probably going to go very bad for you as you probably will not be prepared to deal with the new test form.

 

Make Sure You Pass

 

Testing at home before you go in is harder and takes more time. You must take a sample of 120 hairs or so and send it to the lab. Once they get your hair sample in the mail it takes between 2-3 days to get the results online. If you just need a test for street drugs you can use this regular test by Hair Confirm. They are a huge company and there is a good chance they will be the ones testing your sample when you go in for real. If you’re in family court or you’re taking prescription drugs, then you need to get the one that tests for everything.

HOW TO PASS A DRUG TEST FOR MARIJUANA

 

 

Assuming you skipped the rest of the page to get here, you need to know a couple things to pass your test for weed. Unless something crazy happened you are probably facing the basic urine test and you won't be watched. In this case, we recommend fake urine to pass a drug test for cannabis. This is absolutely the best method and will work 100% of the time in these situations. Read this entire article if your situation is more complicated.  

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THREE WAYS TO PASS A DRUG TEST FOR METH

 

 

There are three ways to pass for meth. These even work for the more difficult court mandated tests.

  1. Wait until your body naturally clears from meth. The meth will eventually leave your system but can take a few weeks for most people.
  2. Try Urban Legends and other home remedies. These trick have been running around before the internet made them so popular. Use caution because these home remedies were made for a different time. They may not work with modern lab methods. Always test yourself first to ensure the home remedy you chose works.
  3. Detox products are a very good choice. I obviously have my favorite over at Testclear.com. They have the best detox products and I’m thankful they are available. No person deserves to go to jail for having traces of a drug in their body.

 

HOW LONG DO DRUGS STAY IN OUR SYSTEM?

epert advice on drug tests

There are many variables that determine how long a drug will stay in your system. The list is large including metabolism, hydration, body mass and frequency of drug use. Keep in mind that these numbers may vary from person to person

  • Alcohol: 3 to 5 days in urine, around 12 hours in your blood, 1 to 5 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
  • Amphetamines: 1 to 4 days in urine, around 12 hours in your blood, 1 to 5 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
  • Benzodiazepines (Valium, Xanax, Klonopin…): 1 to 6 weeks in urine, 1 to 3 days in your blood. 1 to 10 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.

  • Cannabis: 2 to 90 days in urine, 2 days in your blood, 1 to 10 days in saliva and 90 to 120 days in hair.
  • Cocaine: 2 to 30 days in urine, 1 to 2 days in your blood, 1 to 10 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
  • Codeine: 2 to 4 days in urine, 12 hours in your blood, 1 to 4 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
  • Heroin: 2 to 4 days in urine, up to 12 hours in your blood, 1 to 4 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
  • LSD: 1 to 3 days in urine,  3 hours in your blood, 1 to 2 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
  • MDMA (ecstasy): 2 to 5 days in urine, 1 to 2 days in your blood, 1 to 5 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
  • Methamphetamine (crystal meth): 1 to 6 days in urine, 1 to 3 days in your blood, 1 to 4 days in saliva and up  to 90 days in hair.
  • Methadone: 3 to 12 days in urine,  24 to 36 hours in your blood, 1 to 10 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
  • Morphine: 2 to 4 days in urine, 12 hours in your blood, 1 to 4 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
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      I need to know how to pass urine test for heroin in less then 12hours. Being observed while taking test. Please help

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  67. Jessica on July 9, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    I smoke a little weed last month on the 8 an 9 I made smoke make lime two small blunt I have to report to parole tomorrow I am pretty sure I am getting drug test I was going to buy that detox drink rescue ice I hear some good an some bad about it I just don’t want it to red flag me cause some said it change the color of there pee how do you recommend that cause I don’t have time to order nothing

  68. Me on July 7, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    Its baking soda google it nice article on Reddit explaining how to do it

    • AppleSweet on August 16, 2018 at 5:21 am

      I know someone who has used baking soda. Continues to use it to this day. It DOES work – no matter what ANYONE says on ANY forum. But… It has very specific parameters (with respect to TIME) which MUST be adhered to in order to pass. Additionally, it only works for meth, possibly coke, it will NOT work for weed or opiates. At least that is my understanding.

      Begin this 2 hrs before test time:
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      4. Take the test WITHIN 2-3 hours of step #1

      It is VERY important that you PEE AT LEAST 2x BEFORE dropping your UA. That is the pee containing all the impurities, and you DON’T want to give THAT to the lab to test, do you?

      You may eat or drink whatever you want between #1 and #4, but, since you’ll have some uncontrollable urges to shit your brains out, food isn’t likely to be a priority on your mind. My friend found it difficult to pee and had to wait and wait and wait at the testing facility one time, so he found that drinking about 2 cups of COFFEE approx 30 minutes before testing helped in that it is a diuretic AND it will give you some color to your pee so you’re not accused of diluting (which usually counts as a positive).

      Just bear in mind that all people ARE different and what works for one may OR MAY NOT work for you. Good luck to ALL who find themselves under the twisted-ass thumb of our SERIOUSLY bloated, money hungry, and corrupt af judicial system.

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      • Leslie Yarborough on April 22, 2019 at 1:14 am

        Thank God someone had the answer to the $2 Wal-Mart cure that someone previously posted, but I either missed somehow or he couldn’t or wouldn’t provide the information he so proudly (almost tauntingy) touted. Your answer and instructions are greatly appreciated by many of us.

  69. Me on July 7, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    Its called baking soda Google it theres a good article on Reddit

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  78. Cody Fincher on June 2, 2018 at 1:46 am

    I know the real way to pass drug tests that nobody knows about , thats 2$ to buy at any local Wal-Mart , ive done it alot of times, I dont recommend Detox drinks, And what im talking about works for any situation , court ,job whatever besides blood or hair , but i also know a hair one too, Blood is no chance

    • Kandre on June 2, 2018 at 5:47 am

      What’s your method?

      • Hope on April 24, 2019 at 9:50 pm

        Sure gel ! You can get it from any grocery store! Mix it into water & drink it all. It’s gross but it works. Make sure you pee 3 times before the drug testing. I’m only certain it works for weed. Not sure about any other drug.

    • Alisha Williams on June 4, 2018 at 6:22 am

      I’ve got a drug test for state probation and parole Wednesday and I took half a sub on Friday and the other half Saturday so what’s your $2 method at Walmart

      • Kay johnson on June 18, 2018 at 6:46 pm

        Please what is the Two dollar item from Walmart that will pass any drug test ?
        Please I have to drug test today by 8:00 pm I’m desperate..

        • Nik B on September 9, 2018 at 1:07 pm

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    • Karrianne on June 7, 2018 at 1:33 am

      What about hair follicle

    • [email protected] on June 7, 2018 at 7:50 am

      So what is the two dollar for sure to pass your test secret you can get at walmart

    • Blake Worthing on June 12, 2018 at 12:05 am

      @ CodyFincher. Please email me your method at [email protected]protonmail(.com) please. I am in a pinch and would be grateful.

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      What is it

    • Ericka Crow on June 22, 2018 at 3:31 pm

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    • Jules on June 26, 2018 at 9:37 pm

      So- are you going to share your knowledge? lol

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      I’m certain 2 dollar method is sure jel;)

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    • Derrek on July 31, 2018 at 4:46 am

      What’s your method for hair test

    • Dan on August 25, 2018 at 11:43 am

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    • Dirtydan on August 28, 2018 at 7:56 pm

      So what’s the $2 Walmart product? I think your full of sh#!.

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      What’s the $2 thing at Walmart and does it for sure work and how long before the test do you do it

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    • Bj on December 7, 2018 at 3:46 am

      What is your “secret”?

    • Desperate4info on December 12, 2018 at 1:22 am

      I was just notified that I have to take a hair follicle drug screen test. I have 3-5 days to get it done and the return of my kids back is at stake so ITS A MUST TO PASS IT or I will loose them for good. What can I do to guarantee I pass it?

    • Deana on January 7, 2019 at 9:08 am

      What is your 2$ method from Walmart ?? Please share , if it’s certo I tried it and didn’t work .. please help

  79. Sherri Goodrich on May 2, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    Thank you for this information on drug testing…im on probation for one pill and this is the craziest mess I ever been in and heard of…thanks again

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    What about a fingernail folicle test?

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  82. notcrime on April 1, 2018 at 6:08 am

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        What about a breathalyzer test for marijuana? I have a drug test within the next week or so and have to do a urine and breath test. I smoke pretty much every day not counting the last 3 days.

      • Desperate4info on December 12, 2018 at 1:18 am

        I was just notified that I have to take a hair follicle drug screen test. I have 3-5 days to get it done and the return of my kids back is at stake so ITS A MUST TO PASS IT or I will loose them for good. What can I do to guarantee I pass it?

      • Tracey on March 21, 2019 at 5:57 pm

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      That’s slot of good info but I don’t have the money to buy the drinks and I have a urine test tomorrow morning for Pre-Trial and I’m freaking out. I smoked coke Thursday evening into early morning hours on Friday. But I’m also on Suboxone, adderall

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