by Ex Narc, Barry Cooper [Updated 2017]
It is very easy to pass a drug test if you are prepared. Some advice on how to choose the right products and use them correctly. As a former decorated drug agent, I have a good view from the other side. In the years since as an activist I have been arrested many times, I know how to pass any drug test.
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How to Pass a Urine Drug Test
There are many powdered synthetic urine’s available. Many work well, many dont. Don’t take a chance. Best option is to use 100% real, powdered human urine. With this method, you must prepare and take the powdered urine to the drug testing lab. You then must covertly pour it into the collection cup given to you by the lab technician. Often you will not be observed while providing a urine sample for employment urine tests. Make sure you have thought of a plan ahead of time in case they do watch.
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Drug testing by a employer at the interview or screening process will most likely be a urine test. The same tends to be true for companies that give random drug tests to current employees. Much different If you are being drug tested due to an accident or injury that occurred at work. Likely you will do a Hair Follicle Drug Test or Blood Test.
Passing Urine Tests For Employment
If passing a test is a needed to get a job, or if your current employer tests you, your best option is to use real powdered urine. As long as your not watched while providing your urine sample this method will work very time.
You may not always have time to order and prepare powdered urine before you take a drug test. The best method to pass the test is to go to the nearest head shop (smoke shop, pipe shop, novelty store) in your area. Ask the clerk for the most powerful detox everyone is using. Strict laws prohibiting the sale of systems that aid in passing a drug test. It’s important not to use words such as “drug test” or “probation” or “employment. You will find the clerk will refuse to sell you the detox. She will likely suspect you are an undercover agent trying to sting the store.
The best detoxifiers, in our opinion, can be found in our own formula. Your choice will depend on your level of use, budget and how much time you have to detox before your drug test. If you have any questions at all about the test, TestClear’s website has a live chat. I have always found them to have excellent customer service representatives.
Follow the directions EXACTLY as instructed in the packaging. To ensure you purchased the correct detox and have used it properly, always test yourself with a home drug testing kit before submitting a urine sample to the government or your employer.
Do Detox Drinks Really Work for Passing Drug Tests?
The short answer is yes, they always work. Many things like how much you smoke, how often and the quality of the Detox Drink you used, all play a part. No method is fool proof, but drug testing detox drinks work very well.
If you have the time and budget to do so we recommend ordering a detox program. These drinks are all natural and contain a variety herbs, vitamins and minerals. All this works together to clean the body of all toxins including from drugs. Utilizing a classic three step process. It is a bit more involved than your typical head shop Detox Drink but it is definitely worth the extra effort. Detox Programs come in a variety of strengths. Select based on how heavy of a smoker you are. I have never heard of anyone not passing their drug test while using this method.
Passing a Court Ordered Drug Test
Using powdered urines, simulated penises or another person’s urine will work for job ordered tests. These will not work when giving samples to a court because these are monitored. Court testers always watch the pee go in the cup so if the officer notices a fake penis, or balloon or anything unnatural, the citizen is immediately arrested. Later charged with “tampering” and the sample is considered dirty. Once the officer is certain he or she has collected a sample that came from your body, he or she will pre-test the urine. If it’s clean, the urine is flushed and is not sent to a costly lab for further testing. If the pre-test is “dirty,” the sample is sent to a laboratory for more sophisticated testing. Depending on your situation, the cops will arrest you on the spot, waiting for the lab results. These are government labs and it can take days. If used properly, the detox drinks always trick the pre-test and often trick the labs. Remember, the only 100% sure fire way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs in the first place.
Some Final Notes on Passing Urine Tests
If the urine sample is being given for employment make some new friends and find out what the testers do. If they don’t watch, use powdered urine to easily pass the drug test. Most urine tests for employment bypass the pre-testing and send the sample to the lab. If time allows, I recommend total abstinence from any drug use. If you know you are not going to be watched it is safe to use powdered urine. As we have said before it is guaranteed.
How to Pass Other Types of Drug Tests
While drug testing for urine is the most popular. Blood, saliva, hair follicle and even breath testing are more and more common. Information is always the best defense so be sure to read on.
How to Pass a Blood Drug Test
Unlike a Urine Drug Test, your options for passing a Blood Drug Test are very limited. Your only real chance at to blood drug testing is using a detoxifier before the drug test. As I stated above, the best detoxifiers are high quality and a real result may cost more than you had hoped to spend. You really get what you pay for. Think of it this way, a high quality, well-priced detox program is much less than court and potential jail time. All for an unfair drug conviction. Make sure you read instructions and follow them exactly as they are written. Don’t forget to call the customer service reps if you have questions, many find them very helpfull.
How to Pass a Saliva Drug Test
Saliva Drug Tests are less common than Urine & Blood tests, but if your employer wants one, you need to be prepared. I recommend using a mouthwash specially formulated for removing drug toxins. These mouthwashes are often available in a convenient, easy-to-stash size and work within minutes before a test. If you are able, I strongly advise in investing in a 6 panel Saliva Drug Test (these can be purchased online with mouthwashes). Using a Saliva Drug Test will help you detect whether or not there are traces of drugs in your saliva either before or after you use the mouthwash. Why not pop a few mints in your mouth before your saliva test? You’ll be minty and toxin-free.
How To Pass a Hair Follicle Drug Test
If a hair sample is required, you can purchase detoxifying shampoos from the same head shop. Again, follow the directions EXACTLY and you will pass. Bleaching your hair prior to the test will also cause you to pass. I know at least a dozen people who have passed hair tests by bleaching their hair and/or using the detoxifying shampoos. The idea is to “wash away” or compromise the trapped detectable toxins in your follicle.
3 ways to pass a drug test for meth
I say the same thing as everyone else. The only for sure way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs. There are 3 ways to pass a drug test for meth. Especially court drug test, which can be very difficult.
- Wait Until your body naturally clears from meth. It will leave your system, but really depends on the test. This is not usually reliable unless you have weeks for most people.
- Try Urban Legends and other at home remedies. These trick have been running around since well before people started to talk about them online. The problem with these is they were made for a different time. These don’t really work with modern drug testing methods.
- You can use a detox product that works. We obviously have our favorite over at testclear. These detox drinks really can work.
How Long do Drugs Stay in Your System?
There are many variables that determine how long a drug will stay in your system. The list is large including metabolism, hydration, body mass and frequency of drug use. Keep in mind that these numbers may vary from person to person.
- Alcohol: 3 to 5 days in urine, around 12 hours in your blood, 1 to 5 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
- Amphetamines: 1 to 4 days in urine, around 12 hours in your blood, 1 to 5 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
Benzodiazepines (Valium, Xanax, Klonopin…): 1 to 6 weeks in urine, 1 to 3 days in your blood. 1 to 10 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
- Cannabis: 2 to 90 days in urine, 2 days in your blood, 1 to 10 days in saliva and 90 to 120 days in hair.
- Cocaine: 2 to 30 days in urine, 1 to 2 days in your blood, 1 to 10 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
- Codeine: 2 to 4 days in urine, 12 hours in your blood, 1 to 4 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
- Heroin: 2 to 4 days in urine, up to 12 hours in your blood, 1 to 4 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
- LSD: 1 to 3 days in urine, 3 hours in your blood, 1 to 2 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
- MDMA (ecstasy): 2 to 5 days in urine, 1 to 2 days in your blood, 1 to 5 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
- Methamphetamine (crystal meth): 1 to 6 days in urine, 1 to 3 days in your blood, 1 to 4 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
- Methadone: 3 to 12 days in urine, 24 to 36 hours in your blood, 1 to 10 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.
- Morphine: 2 to 4 days in urine, 12 hours in your blood, 1 to 4 days in saliva and up to 90 days in hair.