"I Lied."

Barry and Toby

"I lied in almost every police report I ever wrote. My childhood handlers convinced me it was my duty to lie on 'druggies' because they are evil. I'm sorry I obeyed my parents, teachers and the churches but I didn't have the Internet to check them. Always question authority."— Barry Cooper/CEO

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