Drug agent reveals how to eliminate marijuana smoking odors

guy exhaling smoke

By: Barry Cooper updated 2017

The odor of marijuana is the top probable cause indicator police use to search and arrest pot smokers. I know this due to my years as a drug cop. Today I help others as a drug defense expert witness. Probable cause was invented to protect citizens from government intrusions. Now the police are using probable cause to proliferate millions of needless and cruel intrusions per year. Removing the government’s ability to gain probable cause is a power all non violent smokers deserve.

What do you need to remove weed smell?

  • Empty paper towel roll
  • Dryer Sheets 15-20
  • Clean Sock

Read more below…

Why am I writing this?

Unfortunately, as a drug cop, I arrested hundreds of people after gaining probable cause from detecting smoking odors. I became suspicious and made scores of arrests after smelling “masking agents”. Things like Febreze and other air fresheners are commonly used in an attempt to cover smoking tracks. However, these are not the best option. So, as a form of penance, I wrote this article to keep non-violent pot smokers out of American prison camps.

( As of writing this April 2017, there are nine states in the USA that have legal recreational use of marijuana. Only five US states still have marijuana prohibition still in effect. )

As of July 2014, twenty three states and Washington D.C. have legalized the use of medicinal marijuana. Two states have legalized marijuana for recreational use. Yet, as it stands, the majority of cannabis users need to conceal the smell of marijuana. Plenty of people live in dormitories, apartment complexes and illegal states. Places a small amount of marijuana smoke isn’t acceptable. Luckily, with the correct information and a device, it’s not hard to completely eliminate probable cause.

did you know you can smoke weed from an apple? It does not mask the smell of smoke.What does the research say?

NeverGetBusted set out to discover what best reduces the smell of marijuana. We tested two main categories, sploofs and sprays. A Sploof is a homemade filter used to blow marijuana smoke through. The device is used to neutralize the smell of marijuana before it disperses into the environment around you. The team tested the diffusion of marijuana smoke using five homemade sploofs, and a Fluke 985 Particle Counter. For the experiment, they tested particle levels in four different areas of the home.

The bedroom, the bathroom, inside the front door and just outside the front door.  They used the particle counter at each location to determine the smoke concentration.

What removes the smell of weed best?

  1.  Through our research, we discovered using a vaporizer is the most powerful way to eliminate the smells of marijuana.  You can vaporize virtually anywhere in your home without worrying about the smell escaping.
  2. Activated charcoal is the most effective ingredient in a sploof. It removes at least twice the number of particles from the air than sploofs without activated charcoal. The ones using dryer sheets alone just do not even come close. The activated charcoal actually absorbs particles out of the air. It is sold commercially as a filter to remove toxins from fish tanks and has many other uses.
  3.  Joints, pipes and bongs all produced around the same amount of smoke. But it is a matter of the amount of consumption. Smoking from a bowl was the least likely to produce a lot of smoke while the joint was the most likely.

It is easy to get rid of the smell of weed smokeHow do you make a homemade sploof?

Stuff you need:

Empty paper towel roll
Dryer Sheets
clean sock

– Stuff 10 to 15 dryer sheets into the paper towel roll.
– Slip the loaded paper towel roll into the sock and tuck any remaining sock into the end of the paper towel roll.

– If you have the Activated Charcoal make sure to secure that on the end.

-Start blazing. Take a hit and exhale into the tube. The dryer sheets will eliminate all the smoke and almost the odor.

"You may have seen him on the pages of Maxim, or during one of his many appearances on CNN, Fox News and Spike TV. He’s the cop who turned against the drug war. In American pop culture right now, there’s nobody quite like him. As one of the former top drug cops working the Texas highways, he was ferocious, bringing down hundreds of people for possessing even tiny amounts of an illegal substance. In his new life as a humanitarian crusader and activist filmmaker, he’s just as ferocious. Cooper is on a mission to free America’s pot prisoners. In the terminology of war, Barry is an insurgent, lobbing bombs into the fourth estate as his form of penance for all the people he put behind bars on drug offenses.”—True/Slant

Barry recently starred with Woody Harrelson, 50 Cent, Eminem and Susan Sarandon in the anti drug war documentary, “How To Make Money Selling Drugs.” His internet fame via his website NeverGetBusted.com has received global attention by being reported in Rolling Stones, High Times, a feature in Maxim Magazine and a front cover feature in Cannabis Culture and the Texas Observer. His story was picked as a feature on NPR’s, This American Life. He has been a guest on scores of cable news channels discussing the Drug War. He has also appeared as a drug and legal expert in five episodes of SPIKE TV’s reality show, MANSWERS.

5 Comments
  1. D 3 years ago

    You can also make a double sploof out of a water bottle and dryer sheets. Cut the water bottle at the base stuff it up with dryer sheets and tape a bag on the end. When you exhale the bag fills up with the already sploofed smoke and then squeeze the bag to get the smoke to go back through the sploof.

    • John Doe 1 year ago

      Yeah, probably not the best idea to inhale dryer sheet chemicals. If using a spoof alone isn’t enough, or you want to be extra careful, Fill a balloon with the spoof smoke, and whenever your outside, just let it out. NEVER INHALE SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW IS 1000% SAFE TO BE INHALED!

      • Dylan Knox 2 days ago

        What about maybe 98% my dude

  2. Matt 1 year ago

    Just blow it into a bag, the smell is gone in 30mins. I use a large turkey bag.

  3. Gangster 11 months ago

    What about the dirty cops & agents to febreeze or lysol or spray a kids weed? Because the kids aren’t drug dealing and misdemeanors are a waste of time. Bottom of the chain kid that can’t rat out the big dealer…..

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