K-9 Proof Your Home
Scatter stems and seeds in your front yard. Contaminate the inside of your house with marijuana odor by rubbing a baggie of marijuana everywhere. If you are raided, the K-9 will alert on the seeds and stems and wherever you rubbed the baggie. This will cause the frustrated handler to kennel his pooch leaving the police to search for your well-hidden stash.
Disguise Your Outdoor Marijuana Plants
Disguise your outdoor marijuana plants by attaching small silk flowers to the stems with a small clip. I’ve seen police walk all around the plant and never realize it is marijuana.
Beware When Purchasing Rolling Papers
Don’t bring your stash with you when purchasing rolling papers. After a rolling paper purchase, some clerks are calling the police who initiate a bogus traffic stop to search for your stash. It’s much safer to purchase rolling papers and blunt wraps at large grocery stores where cashiers are too busy to tip off the police. Tell your friends about this tip…it’s worth repeating.
Never Carry More Than You Can Eat
Never carry more than you can eat. If stopped by the kops, eat the small stash and chase it with a waiting glass of water. It’s not illegal to smell like pot, it’s only illegal to possess it. If the officer claims he saw you swallowing, tell him it was only water. In most states it is a crime to tamper with evidence so the act of eating marijuana is illegal but the officer cannot arrest you because the evidence is in your stomach and irretrievable.
This method is safe since it’s impossible to overdose to death on marijuana. In over 5000 years of recorded use, there have been zero deaths contributed to a marijuana overdose.
Peanut Butter And Jelly
Never believe anything is smell proof because all materials are porous and will eventually permeate a scent cone for a K-9 to detect. Place your stash in a baggie then bury it in a jar of peanut butter stashed deep within an ice chest. This will tremendously slow down the rate of odor permeation because of the oil in the peanut butter and cold temperature of the ice. Peel the paper backed safety seal off carefully and add super glue around the mouth of the jar and reapply after content has been stashed. Make sure and have other cold food items in the cooler along with the peanut butter. Jelly is always a good choice. Use variation of this method to NeverGetBusted.