Flying High: Ex narc teaches how to sneak marijuana through airports
August 6, 2014
By: Barry Cooper
I am a former narcotics officer and know the safest way to sneak marijuana through airports is to place a small amount in the crotch area of a female. Small quantities fit perfectly in a tampon tube. This method can be used whether it is “that time of month” or not. I apologize for anything that sounds un tasteful. I don’t know any other way to explain certain techniques that will help keep you out of a cage.
The second best place is the crotch area of a male. Airport security is primarily interested in passengers carrying weapons and bombs, not small quantities of pot. After screening with metal detectors, police know destructive weapons are not on your person so a crotch search is rare. A K-9 alert will only trigger a search of your luggage and pockets but not your crotch. I have not heard of any reports of strip searches being conducted in airports unless the traveler has already been arrested for a crime. A NeverGetBusted fan followed this tip and here is her experience:
“Okay I’m a girl and I just tried this method when flying to Florida, which worked. I fly out of Philadelphia which is a big airport. I did Sara’s method with the pad. I put some weed in a dub bag, double bagged it, taped that, and then put it in another bag, & taped it again. I got a big pad, cut a little slit to the middle of the pad, took out some cotton, placed the weed in the middle of the pad under the center portion, put some cotton back on, then taped it. When going through security I was gonna ask for a pat down rather than the X-ray machines but I ended up only going through a metal detector so I didn’t have to ask. And there ya go, I was safe. And I made it.”
Small amounts of pot will only be discovered during a weapons or bomb search so hide your stash in an area that is too small to secret a weapon. For instance, hiding a joint inside an ink pen is a good idea because a weapon cannot fit inside the tiny void. It’s better to secret your stash in checked luggage instead your carry-on because checked bags are rarely searched and when they are, the search is not as extensive as the searches conducted on carry-on bags.
Pot brownies and other edibles are an excellent choice as long as they are mixed with random unlaced food.
It is never safe to smuggle large amounts of marijuana through a public airport.
Use these tips to fly high and NeverGetBusted.
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