Passing A Drug Test
By Ex Narc, Barry Cooper
It is very easy to pass drug tests. As a former decorated drug agent and current activist who has been arrested numerous times, I know how to pass a drug test. Unfortunately, the United States has the largest prison population in the history of mankind. Tens of thousands of good souls have and are suffering in prison as an indirect result of failing a drug test. Millions have been denied jobs because of the unconstitutional testing of their urine and hair. In a humanitarian spirit of good will, I am sharing “Passing A Drug Test” with you. There are no detoxifier ads on this page. If you or a loved one has been arrested for any drug crime, recommend me as their drug expert witness. None of my clients are in jail. Not one.
Passing A Urine Test
If a urine sample is requested, simply go to the nearest head shop (smoke shop, pipe shop, novelty store) in the jurisdiction you are providing the sample and ask the clerk for the most powerful detoxifier everyone is using. Because of strict laws prohibiting the sale of systems that aid in passing a drug test, it’s important not to use words such as “drug test” or “probation” or “employment. If you use these words, it is likely the clerk will refuse to sell you the detoxifier because she suspects you are an undercover agent trying to sting the store.
The best detoxifier is usually the most expensive. Follow the directions EXACTLY as instructed in the packaging. Some detoxifiers come with a toll free number so if have any questions, you may call for help. I have never heard of these phone numbers being a trap. I have found the detoxifier operators are eager to help you find success with their product. To insure you purchased the correct detoxifier and are using it properly, always test yourself with a home drug testing kit before submitting a urine sample to the government.
Never make a court appearance without detoxifying first. Always ingest the urine cleaner before walking into ANY COURT APPEARANCE because courts oftentimes surprise defendant’s by ordering “on the spot” urine samples.
Sometimes, when a person has been arrested, as part of their bond agreement, they are instructed to immediately report for a drug test after leaving the jail. If this happens to you, go directly to a head shop and purchase the detoxifier before taking the test. If you are questioned why it took so long to arrive for the urinalysis, explain you were in a meeting with your lawyer.
While using synthetic urines, simulated penises or using another person’s urine will work for employment, these choices will not work when giving samples to a court. Court testers always watch the pee go in the cup so if the officer notices a fake penis, or balloon or anything unnatural, the citizen is immediately arrested and charged with “tampering” and the sample is considered dirty. Once the officer is certain he or she has collected a sample that came from your body, he or she will quickly pre test the urine and if it’s clean, the urine is flushed and is not sent to a costly lab for further testing. If the pre test is “dirty,” the sample is sent to a laboratory for more sophisticated testing. Depending on your legal situation, Sometimes the cops will arrest you on the spot and sometimes they wait for the lab results which could take days. If used properly, the detoxifying drinks always trick the pre test and often trick the labs.
If the urine sample is being given for employment, ask around to learn if the testers watch the sample go into the cup. If they don’t, use synthetic urine to easily pass the test. Many urine tests for employment purposes bypass the pre testing and send the sample directly to the lab. In this case, and if time allows, I recommend total abstinence from any drug use unless you know you are not going to be watched…then it is safe to use synthetic urines.
Passing A Hair Follicle Test
If a hair sample is required, you can purchase detoxifying shampoos from the same head shop. Again, follow the directions EXACTLY and you will pass. Bleaching your hair prior to the test will also cause you to pass. I know at least a dozen people who have passed hair tests by bleaching their hair and/or using the detoxifying shampoos. The idea is to “wash away” or compromise the trapped detectable toxins in your follicle. See the illustration below.
If you were arrested for a drug crime or have a loved one in prison, do not feel ashamed and do not feel alone. It is neither wrong nor immoral to possess or sell a substance…it’s just illegal and it shouldn’t be. Just like you, millions of others in the United States are being arrested and prosecuted for non-violent drug crimes.
The U.S. now has the largest prison population in the history of mankind and currently holds the world record for the number of incarcerations, proportionately and numerically. The United States has more prisoners than communist China and China has one billion more in population. Depending solely on a lawyer for your freedom is a sure ticket to imprisonment. Over two million people are presently incarcerated and they all had lawyers. So, having only a lawyer did not work at least two million times. For instance, the absolute fastest way to go to prison unnecessarily is to fall into the sucker’s trap of plea bargaining a defensible case for deferred adjudication or probation. Over 50% of humans placed on deferred or probation wind up in prison. Deferred and probation should be one of the last resorts to resolve your case – not the first. It is vital to have Expert Witness and Drug Expert, Barry Cooper, examine all the evidence and filings of your case to insure your lawyer is not selling you out.
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